• student: can i borrow a pencil
• teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
• student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
• -----
• teacher: i do not care about colloquial linguistic irregularities, i care about tracing a distinction between alethic and non-alethic modalities, which avoids mistakes such as the naturalistic fallacy, a cause of error in moral theory leading to distorted moral judgements, full of bigotry
• student: ...
• teacher: what?
• student: i thought this was english class
• teacher: welcome to philosophy

h0odrich:

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

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deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

(via realvibe)

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick

HE’S GOING TO FIND THIS OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING IT

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